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The Do-Re-Mi Wassail

-- to be sung ad nauseum until bribed with beer to go away
Sung to the famous Rogers and Hammerstein melody.

DO! - the stuff that buys my beer

RA! - the guy who sells me beer

ME! - the guy who drinks the beer

FA! - a long way to the john

SO! - I think I'll have a beer

LA! - (slight hesitation) I think I'll have a beer

TE! - No thanks! I'll have a beer

And that brings us back to DO DO DO DO

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